Name
Lt. Gobbles #33000000057
Description
Since youth, "Fire Chicken" Gobbles had been fattened for Thanksgiving. Learning this, Gobbles joined the military, but by actively dodging the dinner table, he was sent on the deadliest missions. Thanks to sheer bravery (read: luck), Gobbles survived and was promoted. Now Lt. Gobbles leads his lucky flock - The 25th Turkeybaster Brigade - and heads the Cranberry Campaign. When asked about martyrdom, Lt. Gobbles squawked "It's all gravy - they used to stuff us, now we stuff ourselves with VIMfood!”